the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
i was staying at my boyfriend’s and i was borrowing his pjs and i put a tampon wrapper in the pocket meaning to take it with me so it wouldn’t be in their garbage, BUT I FORGOT IT IN THERE AND HE JUST FOUND IT
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!